Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like the... Little bull snort there in the middle there, Stewart.

I have millions...

Really scraping the bottom of the yoghurt cup for that nugget of wisdom, aren't you?

Well, I feel like if other people could hear that crack splitter

I mean, I gots to check my emails.

Get some feedback. Iron out the bugs.

So, he drinks a coffee, eats a bran muffin,

Yeah, you know what else kids love, keys. (KEYS JINGLING)

No I never. I said yesterday it was fit for a demolition derby.

Because the last time I checked,

I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively.

Heck! You wouldn't mind a quick heads up from a fella

There's certain things that should stay sacred between a man and a woman.

Like that person who just happens to have burst out laughing in every group photo

God help us all.

But this pretty young girl just dropping a shits,

I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line"

we'll have to suspend your membership.

If you think, if you think it's a good idea...

Now boys, because I'm feeling generous,

But don't think that we're gonna sit here and enjoy listening to you lie.

STEWART: Where's Katy?

(FART RECORDING PLAYING)

Hey, has Katy liked any of your farts on Fartbook?

right there in the middle of the bathroom floor.

How are we gonna fuck this pig?

So, driving Pete's family's out of town, he had a bit of a Texas Hold'em Tournament.

the filter that I invented myself. I call it...

When did we ask for your attention?

(HIP‐HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Is this a true story?

I don’t give a shit about your kid

Not too bad. Good, and you? Huh?

Sad story. Boo‐hoo. Toot‐toot!

it could have a positive impact on their lives.

DARYL: I don't...

We started Fartbook so that good folks could share farts with other good folks.

So, all things considered, this whole thing's pretty fucking juvenile,

I genuinely enjoy farts.

and we're in the Lord's house, I'm gonna play you

liking and commenting on everyone's farts but contributing nothing yourself.

So it's like, if I didn't send it, then I'd be stuck having bad shaboink forever.

But look how cute they are.

WAYNE: Wanna know, that's...

someone who farms ostriches.