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and be like, "Hey, why don't you comes over here and takes a shits?"

So what are you supposed to do? Just hold it in?

We could find someone,

who's about to steam press his Calvins.

But also, "Fuck! It's your house."

Outstanding. Well, I have an idea,

DAN: I think maybe we pulled the cord too quick on that, you parachute.

And not one of this grain fed,

How are you now? Hey.

or I'm gonna come talk to you...

You better lawyer up, asshole,

Good and you? Not so bad.

Not now. Need 20 minutes. STEWART: Okay.

I've got a couple pals who'd appreciates it too.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Fucking vampire... Pipe down, idiots.

WAYNE: (EXCLAIMS) Oh! Fuck's sake. Jesus!

is going to think their cat's or kid's farts are super special and unique.

You stole our idea. Hmm...

You have no photos and no farts

But deadly. You are an idiot.

Well there's nothing better than a fart.

And I enjoy a horizontal refreshment for my vertical smile

DAN: No. IBS, the International Business Solution?

Get in the house.

And that's your lesson for today, folks, farts always win.

How we gonna fuck that pig?

That's when I come over there and give it the beats.

Better slow down there, Big‐shoots.

DAN: You know, I've been thinking about Fartbook...

Then he falls down his own piss‐soaked stairs.

You boys ever had a peanut butter sandwich?

Here. Here's the one I like the best.

there is a market for gentlemens what can find ladies who like, uh, farts,

I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line" all day. I dont give a shit about their "kids"

Now, let's talk about marketing.

(DISTORTED FART RECORDING)

emotionally, or spiritually capable of doing.