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You know as well as anybody that it's hard to serve your country
- Go ahead. Whew. - Can I... Okay.
- I look... - You look Japanese.
This is my wife, Siu.
Sure. Um...
General Naird, howdy.
I'm sorry, but there's no way you studied abroad and are still the way you are.
[retching]
[gagging dramatically]
- It is! - Let's try and get Lance Armstrong.
[both chuckle]
Well, my best friend was Chinese. Back in D.C.
I will.
University of Colorado would be lucky to have our daughter.
Oh! General Gao's such a nice guy.
We should invite one of the original Apollo astronauts.
Oh, you know, Louise was a cement mason.
Well put, Commander.
You know how headstrong these scientists can be.
[Gao taps knuckles on table]
We will crush them, sir. We've got this in the bag.
Blergh.
Okay. We've got you, Dad.
Yeah. We're good.
[Tony] Okay, we just got a list of the Chinese delegates that are attending,
I'll be fine.
In China, they never discuss business right away.
It's a sign of respect.
Oh! [sighs]
We don't wanna come off like a bunch of cowboys.
Dr. Mallory's my friend. Brad. Chan.
[rocket engine whooshing]
Oh, well, except for the Muslim Chinese. 'Cause Mecca is their Mecca.
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