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Not for long.
I mean, 'cause you and I both know what went down was not exactly ideal.
Naird, regarding this upcoming visit with the Chinese space agency to Wild Horse,
- [Mark] Okay. - You're out of control.
[Mark] Mm.
Fan Bingbing must have been drinking too much Moutai
[chuckles] How about Brown? I'm a legacy.
[whispering] Oh, that's right. Fan Bingbing Wesley-Sniped in China.
Think he's actually gonna call Lance Armstrong?
It's kind of wild being back, huh?
Brad. [snorting]
I'm leaving.
General, how old is your son?
- Well, just... - It's different.
- [Mark] All right. Okay. - Come on.
[snort-chortling]
Twelve American astronauts had set foot on the moon...
- [Mark] Here we go! - All right. You ready?
[Mark breathes shakily]
Yes, Brad.
After three drinks, we get whatever we want.
Erin, how did you know to tap on the table?
I didn't have eggs for breakfast. Huh. Probably a story there.
This is our Space Hall of Heroes.
That they did it on the moon?
- Those are just people you work with, Dad. - Hashtag blessed.
[sighs heavily] 70/30 on H2. Final offer.
Okay, you gotta stop. You gotta stop.
[laughs] I remember when Erin was ten. She was such a little peach.
Oh no. No. No. False alarm.
- [Mark] I got it. - [Erin groans softly]
He's the only person to ever beat me in Uno. On the moon.
[laughs]
Nope. Nothin'. Nothin'.
I still have time for a drink.
She committed tax fraud.
[Angela] Yeah, probably.
- Yeah. - [table bangs]
It's very confusing.
[upbeat marching tune plays]
- I'm on the couch. Oh! - All right. Let's take your shoes off.
Very gracious of you, General. We have a gift for you as well.
Mmm. How important is this?