Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

May our friendship be as great as your wall.

- Wanna watch a funny video? - [whispers] Sure.

[overlapping murmurs]

Know how you fix your phone in rice?

Feel like I've been going out of my mind with nobody to talk to

- Isn't that from I Love Lucy? - That's where I saw it. Huh, great minds.

maybe we can share a bottle of Moutai.

- General Naird. That was... - [exhales heavily]

- You don't gulp. You sip. - Wait, wait, wait.

a warm welcome to Gus Kelly.

[Gao, softly] Ah...

- Super nice guy. - Great.

It's, like, the most important.

[Tony] You don't have to leave. We have dessert coming. No?

Mark, maybe we should pay a coach to put her on the soccer team.

Everybody has to go. There's only one way in or out.

Oh my God. I am so excited you're here.

I put my boots on the moon,

I'm just making an observation because I'm a scientis...

but the United States has the highest GDP in the world.

- Forever learning. Forever learning. - Yes.

The whole world is watching to see if we deserve to lead it.

[chuckling] Hey.

- A classic Chinese instrument. - [Chan] Yeah.

- Brad, you magnificent bastard. - Thank you, sir.

You know what, sir? I could actually teach you Chinese etiquette.

- Really? - Yes.

I guess I've heard worse ideas.

and just split this damn thing down the middle? 50/50.

- Oh God. - I'm gonna... I'm gonna ral...