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(UNINTELLIGIBLE TV CHATTER)
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
Dom won't go down on me 'cause I'm not circumcised.
No.
Carl, we're gonna be late.
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
What about Liam?
That his tux from the wedding?
How's it goin' down there?
Chad?
(♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪)
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
nothing to be worried about there.
You're kidding me.
Take a deep breath.
- I was thinking maybe you and me... - Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
46 times 20.
Yeah, but you don't trust him.
- (MUMBLING) - Okay, I know.
Hey, everybody.
♪ I asked the lady to die ♪
Oh, shit.
But that doesn't mean he's not out there gobbling stray dick.
Is that off the table?
Hi, Franny. Hi.
♪♪♪
(SIGHS) It's all right, son.
(♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪)
Hop, hop.
I'm not... my nipples are still sore.
Hey.
♪ I thought I was the heaviest breather ♪
♪ Unsettling deeds ♪
Twenty.
(♪ MELLOW ROCK MUSIC ♪)
when you wake up from a comatose state to...
I can't get the deposits
the restaurant will pay you back.
Met this guy online, started dating him for months.
Where'd you get it?
♪♪♪
That fucking junkie Sean.
My dad's Frank, so Francis, Franny...
Not a chance.
You really want me to stop?
I...don't want her to lose her job,
to keep filling in for the next few weeks.
how lucky she is
(INHALES)
I was... wet and cold, very cold.
♪♪♪
Ian!
Yeah? You ever see him again?
Like in Mary Poppins.
Hey!
♪♪♪
I keep a pillow between us so that
Really?
Da... better than minimum wage.
Okay, okay.
♪♪♪
Holy shit.
Then why the fuck are you telling me?
Denise.
I'll bring the babies over after morning nap.
And there's no hash browns on the scramble with peppers.
Hey, you're a pal for listening.
We're running low on baby wipes.
Who the hell is Jolayemi?
and I got a month's worth of drinking to catch up on.
Why are you in a wheelchair?
and wake up refreshed
I'm meeting an old high school friend for dinner.
on a warm summer's day.
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
♪♪♪
I'm not doing it.
Ready for our family meeting.
(SIGHS) Temporarily.
YOUENS: You're a drunk.
(BELL RATTLING)
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
♪ Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪