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It helps having a friend you can talk to.
where the real money is.
(GRUNTS)
♪♪♪
- I... - You should go to Urgent Care.
She figured out my screw-up with the Alibi books so fast
(♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪)
What?
YOUENS: You go, you work the steps.
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
I held up my end of the deal.
♪ And ♪
I get ready now, open bar.
And it's healthier for the babies.
I'm gonna hit the rack.
No.
that you're going to be able to raise that baby,
and ready to greet the day.
♪ The scoundrel of my inheritance ♪
and washed into Lake Michigan.
♪♪♪
- (FIONA GRUNTING) - I did you a fucking favor
Just breathe, Marina. Sit down.
You'll be better off here without me.
♪ Making of ♪
What about college?
Can we go now?
I was only telling the truth.
Okay, here we go.
temporary
What a beautiful baby.
No... not really.
- IAN: Uh-huh. - Turns out he was living
FRANK: At the hands of that lying junkie!
4,690, 126 times 1,413.
cheating in your relationship.
we were good in the sack, but she's like
Margie changed the diapers and kept the house clean.
and she got the house.
♪♪♪
♪ Oh ♪
Been meaning to take care of it.
Like what?
You can't kill the truth.
Well, I'm sorry. What a bitch.
Amy went down, then Yvegeny woke up crying,
Tits.
Uh, bowl to the sink. We're late.
Lip.
Yeah.
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
Fiona Gallagher, will you marry me?
I'm sorry, ar...
(CHUCKLES) That a fact?
♪ What doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger ♪
♪ She gave me nothing but rain ♪
Maybe you could get somebody to cover for you.
I can make a few calls.
(GRUNTS)
Takes a dope fiend to know a dope fiend, and you are world class.
It's a pram.
Lip!
(UNINTELLIGIBLE TV CHATTER)
and I wrote lying slut on his chest with a Sharpie.
I don't have to drink.
Sit!
You're losing your shit.
♪ I've been looking for you ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
Franny.
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
That's deep. No, you might need stitches.
♪ And I was like hey hey hey hey hey, baby ♪