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Hey, ay, ay, ay, ay.
I get two beers per AA chip.
Imaginative.
You've seen a lot of wood.
(O BEBÉ CHORA SOBRE O MONITOR)
No, it's okay. I just super glue it.
'Cause I kinda took a Viagra.
Boo, good morning. (SMOOCHES)
Fortunately, the hospital offers several payment plans
Yeah.
It's whatever.
You circumcised?
I got it.
No more than two ounces of alcohol in an hour.
How great she was,
♪ Pandora's box, you'll pass... ♪
Towels are still in the dryer.
Yeah. Great.
You went to senior prom?
Finish your degree someplace else.
No. No, not really.
Have you cheated on him?
♪ I got no words ♪
Cough again.
Aah!
(LIP CLEARS HIS THROAT)
Refrigeration unit on the truck broke down.
♪ So the fugitive kind can ♪
Yeah.
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
Still hear about her from my folks.
♪♪♪
- (PHONE RINGING) - Uh...
♪ What is this feeling ♪
I just need to dig up my rainy day fund.
Hey! (CHUCKLES)
Well, Ian's at Caleb's most of the time,
Where are my fucking clothes?
(STOPS HUMMING)
can I take you to a meeting?
but Juanita needs the overtime
(UNINTELLIGIBLE RADIO CHATTER)
all the bullshit that comes up?
I just said I'd take you to one.
Vilma's still at Urgent Care.
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
Recovery's going to be tough at 16.
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
So I am the only one.
(GRUNTING)
(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
You have a credit card?
Thank you.
Yeah. What, you're not?
Nah, thanks.
Thanks, Debs.
You finally find someone to run this dump?
♪ You were willing once before ♪
♪♪♪
How much? What's that for?
Sit.
Soft as baby poop
How'd you find out?
- No. - Fuck off, Frank.