Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I still like you.

our checkbook and bills?

after unloading my oldest on that fucking junkie.

The fuck is...?

getting girls to give you, like, BJs?

Work in a half an hour.

♪ Stand a little taller ♪

Just now, I guess.

Uh, he's gonna help me find something.

(TOILET FLUSHES)

Fifty percent of gay men in committed relationships cheat.

Can I get a beer?

Most of them cut?

Relationships in general.

together and see how it's done.

No, no, no, no. Hold on.

I am a truth-teller!

Think I'm gonna hit the shower.

All you can do?

Open, open, open.

That thing she was doing last night?

You're officially fucking fired!

Maybe a little pudding.

♪ In the rations room ♪

Why didn't you just go to the dinner with him,

so that I just can just roll over and feed her.

Want me to guess?

So you need to start more hash browns.

Okay? Let's get this cleaned up.

I stalked him on Valentine's Day

but for 30 days of ICU care,

You never want to go down on me.

Anyone try to find me

(PHONE BEEPING)

I know you, Seany boy.

(ALARM RINGING)

Go home, sober up.

so we can stop doing these stupid fucking recaps?

- Ooh... - People won't hear the truth.

- Fifty. - Thirty.

It just might be a while before I get paid, you know?

(♪ MELLOW ROCK MUSIC ♪)

- (CRYING) - Nope.

Give someone your phone

Can be a bit of a shock

Hey. Some mashed potatoes.

How's it been going, man?

Johnny, where's the huevos rancheros for table 15?

(REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSES)

Lipton Iced Tea, what's going on?

definitely need to quit drinking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm filling in till they find a new manager.

This is Franny.

DEBBIE: Hey, there.

meet this Denise?

you're living in a shitty one-bedroom

I know, and I think she was texting at the same time.

Do you like your jacket?

♪ I was the guard ♪