Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(audience laughing)

♪ Even my mother's ring ♪

-You knew that, Archie. -(fussing)

I know. But when they're new...

I just said I haven't decided yet.

Things will shift quickly.

♪ True to your code ♪

Mama told him we were there. I didn't invite him.

uh, the aesthetic side.

♪ You don't have to worry, all your worried days are gone ♪

-This one? -Second wedding.

Oh, now, Mr. Maisel, you know good girls

I could ask my father for a loan.

hauled some beer crates out of the cellar.

Yes. Hello, Bob.

Hey, we saw them tonight. We saw you tonight.

You're leaving Columbia?

-MIDGE: He knows I'm coming. -MAN: Doesn't matter.

-So, what do you... -Yes.

especially after four Rob Roys, hence... three kids!

I'm supposed to be in my dorm room by midnight.

And I don't want to be alone.

Next up onto the stage,

And neither one has any money to pay for the drinks.

I wasn't even dirty. That dirty.

At this rate, the only place I'm gonna be able to work

Well, here you go, Ma. You win!

You know what I'd love to do?

and Mrs. Moskowitz is gonna leave your daddy,

Oh, did you dig that?

♪ I got a little story ♪

I have to run his numbers again.

-is that there is absolutely... -BOBBY: Okay, okay, okay!

They humiliate their families onstage.

What else did you say? About Bell Labs?

and they're happy without one argument.

I wasn't any dirtier than I usually am,

-Is he hurt? -No, Charles is fine.

the most shocking comedian of our time.

I see her talking.

"I've-I've been investing in property.

I heard about Ethan meeting your new friend at the park.

at the sight of their first Jew.

You go first class in those joints, I know that, yeah."

My people say, "Stay where you are or you'll lose everything."

-My father still does. -(laughs)

-You're giving up your tenure? -Yes.

Maybe it wasn't the comedy.

And now I am a star.

Miss Lennon's worn it twice. Good-bye.

-I agree. I told him that. -Oh, you did? When?

-Okay. -(sighs)

-You said no, right? -I said it depends.

-friend! -I hate friends.

It's not a competition.

I believe all eight are genuinely a piece of shit.

I'll be rich and famous,

There were threats of violence.

I know it took longer than you had desired,

She will kill me. Brutally.

I'll never make it to work on time again.

Congratulations.

♪ It's quarter to 3:00 ♪

♪ All alone, all alone ♪

we can still take our stroller walks in the park together.

Aren't you gonna make some tea?

Oh, am I? Well, you should leave me then.

Um, well, my d-daughter...

H-He'll be weirdly subtle about it

-but they got some great musicians to play there. -Yeah?

Oh! Can I hug you?

♪ We go along harmonizing a song ♪

Oh, no, I remember. You like fire.

She says I should be more attentive in bed.

Comedy kiya kya Comedy kiya kya

Good night, everybody!

and I'm going insane.

with room for cash and a Diners Club card, but a tiny

Perhaps if you had a watch for every outfit.

Probably should have thought about that before we started.