Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll be rich and famous,

the most shocking comedian of our time.

-MIDGE: He knows I'm coming. -MAN: Doesn't matter.

uh, the aesthetic side.

♪ We go along harmonizing a song ♪

And neither one has any money to pay for the drinks.

(audience laughing)

-My father still does. -(laughs)

At this rate, the only place I'm gonna be able to work

Oh, did you dig that?

♪ Even my mother's ring ♪

And I don't want to be alone.

Aren't you gonna make some tea?

-So, what do you... -Yes.

My people say, "Stay where you are or you'll lose everything."

Hey, we saw them tonight. We saw you tonight.

You go first class in those joints, I know that, yeah."

H-He'll be weirdly subtle about it

Next up onto the stage,

Oh! Can I hug you?

Well, here you go, Ma. You win!

-This one? -Second wedding.

and I'm going insane.

I wasn't even dirty. That dirty.

and they're happy without one argument.

-You knew that, Archie. -(fussing)

especially after four Rob Roys, hence... three kids!

♪ It's quarter to 3:00 ♪

♪ True to your code ♪

Comedy kiya kya Comedy kiya kya

hauled some beer crates out of the cellar.

"I've-I've been investing in property.

-is that there is absolutely... -BOBBY: Okay, okay, okay!

♪ I got a little story ♪

I could ask my father for a loan.

I see her talking.

and Mrs. Moskowitz is gonna leave your daddy,

I heard about Ethan meeting your new friend at the park.

-You said no, right? -I said it depends.

Congratulations.

I wasn't any dirtier than I usually am,

-friend! -I hate friends.

Good night, everybody!

I'll never make it to work on time again.

She says I should be more attentive in bed.

I just said I haven't decided yet.

-Okay. -(sighs)

They humiliate their families onstage.

I have to run his numbers again.

What else did you say? About Bell Labs?

I believe all eight are genuinely a piece of shit.

There were threats of violence.

Things will shift quickly.

I'm supposed to be in my dorm room by midnight.

♪ All alone, all alone ♪

Perhaps if you had a watch for every outfit.

we can still take our stroller walks in the park together.

She will kill me. Brutally.

And now I am a star.

Yes. Hello, Bob.

Mama told him we were there. I didn't invite him.

Um, well, my d-daughter...

Maybe it wasn't the comedy.

at the sight of their first Jew.

I know it took longer than you had desired,

♪ You don't have to worry, all your worried days are gone ♪

-You're giving up your tenure? -Yes.

-Is he hurt? -No, Charles is fine.

Oh, no, I remember. You like fire.

Oh, now, Mr. Maisel, you know good girls

It's not a competition.

with room for cash and a Diners Club card, but a tiny

Oh, am I? Well, you should leave me then.

-but they got some great musicians to play there. -Yeah?

I know. But when they're new...

Miss Lennon's worn it twice. Good-bye.

Probably should have thought about that before we started.

-I agree. I told him that. -Oh, you did? When?

You know what I'd love to do?

You're leaving Columbia?