Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will learn to laugh, sir.

Charles, I'd like to talk to you in the secure room... now.

when he signed me, but he didn't care.

♪ On the clear understanding ♪

I'm Mrs. Maisel. It's great to be here at--

You're going to have to buzz me out.

of having to take you home at night.

But it's gonna be too late.

to hear it in the context of "Guess what, I'm pregnant.

I have a right to know who's meeting them.

I don't know what you do. I've never known what you do.

SHY (over phone): May I speak to Mrs. Maisel?

But Millicent, ugh. So, Millie!

-Who cares what fabric they are? -No.

No, but my wife is great.

Hey. So, Mommy has a new friend, huh?

Should we maybe make some money before we go broke

Okay, look, I came here to eat shit so just let me eat it.

to ask for your hand.

-Joel, are we on for tonight? -I have the kids tonight.

So, no harm was done.

and the ceiling, no girl's ever gonna marry you,

-It's just so sudden. -You knew this was gonna happen.

Guggenheim, the name of the museum,

tax returns, bank statements.

Oh, shit, I forgot. Hairdresser.

So you want to marry my daughter.

So, what can I do for you, Abe?

-Anywhere. -Anywhere below Midtown

♪ This will be our year ♪

Jackie, we can't throw out every fucking chair.

-You'll explain that when I get back? -Yes, I will.

May I see some form of identification?

Okay. As I was saying,

I talked about your friend having a baby.

And I sat there in that hospital room thinking

so all of my sympathy is reserved for me.

I'm concerned our children might come out clinically insane.

We're gonna have a hell of a time.

And, normally, I would do everything in my power

Drive, vision, fearlessness.

You can't be serious.

No, that's it, you know?

"Eat shit." You eat shit.

I talked to Miriam, and she told me...

-(applause) -Hey, wait. We didn't do "Tits up."

I'm gonna really get some of that shiny black furniture.

favorite radio shows...

Didn't even think about it.

♪ I'll be rich ♪

-Who gets to tell your wife?" -Any context.

-Miriam. -Why, yes.

and they wrinkle while you're ironing them.

and she'll be living in a furnished room.

I am feeling very sorry for myself,

For a woman who wants to make her fortune on the stage,

he can go ahead and marry you without my permission.

And then I said to myself, "Well, you know what, Shy,

You can't wear white. It's a second wedding.

And what was the punch line?

-Sure! -Ew, go back.

I don't really mind it, actually.

Well, you know I like you.

and you said you were listening to it, because at work,

As you can see, I can clearly provide for her.

I think I need to reevaluate some things.

♪ Darling, I love you ♪

He saw me at the telethon in my shit spot

with Ethan and Estelle, then he can marry Millie.

Can you believe that? After what Harry Drake did?

We can now add Chicago to the list of places

My father's a complicated man. But once this is over,

they will be very comfortable.

No. Well, surgery.

You don't know that. You don't...

Most of the time, I have no idea what you're talking about.

-Hello, Abe. -Yes, hello, Martin.

you go see the obstrenician-- ob-- whatever the fuck.