Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gave up my apartment, sold my car.
Hmm, Perry knows me better than I thought.
And I'll get a coffee table, and I'll make a door out of it.
We leave in two weeks and you'll need
Thank you for the vivid imagery.
Sorry to keep you waiting, Abe.
of coming in at all, and then I did. Oh, here.
Really? Where else are we gonna go?
Of course, it doesn't help much that I'm going bald on top.
(thunder rumbling)
Mothers always win.
Shy-- Mama!
Life is basically an all-you-can-eat shit show.
and a luncheon at home with scrambled eggs.
and, uh, he's got the first line.
Why? Who knows. That's just Miriam.
At the park.
♪ And I won't forget the way ♪
about 55 times in seven years.
but I'm the one that has to eat shit?
We have kind of a special thing going on, a connection.
Three kids. It's a lot of friends.
Because I saw you on that telethon
Angry. Hostile. The same.
I loved that place.
He says I'll be gone six months.
I'm spoiling for a really good fight.
Just take a seat, please.
a pretty lady with a lot to say.
How would you like to open for me on tour?
(chuckles) He didn't care about Sophie from Ann Arbor.
♪ And I won't forget the way you said ♪
-Yeah. -Where?
Sulking.
Oh!
what percentage of time you spend on such hobbies,
Thank you so much. I'll see you next week.
Hey, don't I have an Aunt Millicent?
And I did.
I know I fucked up, okay?
-Say yes. -No. -MAN: Move!
MAN 2: Come on, I got to get home.
-(sighs) -(dial tone)
(Abe chuckles)
-Joel... -Bye, pal.
♪ And this will be our year ♪
a fabulous traveling outfit in my head right now.
-You're impossible. -Impossible and right.
Miriam, I should tell you something.
Girl? Really?
That's what he said, 4:45.
-Come on! -(tires squealing)
-caused 20 minutes of uncontrolled giggling. -(laughs)
I think you should leave now.
JOEL: She's got a friend, a fucking...
That's what I just decided in a five-minute phone call.
Me first!
Told you we needed that last number.
I know. They'll get better.
♪ All alone ♪
Scrambled eggs and a champagne dress.
(buzzer sounds)
and I can assure you...
But the kids are complete nuts
You want to see her?
Second wedding, my ass.
You want to talk about your female parts,
♪ That this kind of thing can happen ♪
-Here I go. -(door opens, closes)
(exhales)
Well, I think it was my car. But, either way, it's gone.
to wipe your, uh... tushie, after going to the bathroom,
ARCHIE: Do I have stitches?
-You needed to talk to me, Papa? -Yes, I've made a decision.
Ethan, grab your bag.
Oh, now cheer up. You can still give a toast.
Okay, I'll drop them off on Friday.
Well, her husband left her, and she's been living with us,
That's what they got you for.
and then came home with a spoon,
and brought him back like that.
Go get some coffee, Archie.
♪ Darling, I love you ♪
it opens up, and they're together,