Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you have an extremely limited vocabulary.

will come see me in A Streetcar Named Desire.

and I needed to tell you before I introduced them.

MIDGE: Her first hand-me-down.

before you hand them over to another man.

Oh. That's something you do?

You let a human being grow inside your stomach

You can call me Midge.

I want you to be my manager.

Piles of it. More shit than you can imagine.

All right. If you must.

No problem. I just got here.

Third time this week I'll have to climb in my window

The place barely had a roof,

(doorbell plays a tune)

I don't want to spend my life just drifting along.

And you're sure he asked you to tour,

I'm gonna walk out in the middle of the street

♪ I gave her everything ♪

Well, I can take that expertise back as fast as I gave it.

-Wait, where are we? Oh, right. -(laughter)

-I'm late. -Of course you're late.

You may get married. Again.

And now you treat me like a criminal?

I won't hear her moan.

♪ But to me she was so petty ♪

Miss Lennon requests your presence

♪ Like a nearsighted dog, where's the bone? ♪

♪ The warmth of your love's like the warmth from the sun ♪

Okay. Let's go.

You keep fighting.

-Of course you do. -I'm going to give it up.

-What did you say? -"Pregnant."

It's better than traffic.

to start retracing my steps right now.

♪ Till it's talked away ♪

Anything she needs, anything the children need,

That's it. I can really fix up a pad.

I will punch you right in the nose.

I need to use the bathroom.

Oh, you use the ball, right. Or cards?

Are you crazy? You can't say that onstage.

I'm really gonna swing.

There is a little silver lining.

-Oh, wait. -You did talk about me.

very important-- your favorite authors.

He showed up by accident. It was not intentional.

and locked them in your apartment for a month,

I should get his people on the phone.

Now, just tell me, what can you fix and what can't you fix?

"You have the Diners Club, you sign for it.

STEVE ALLEN: So I'll tell you how we're

What? No. There's the ring. Let's go.

♪ I could tell you a lot ♪

Mr. Maisel, I am not cleaning that bathroom again.

It's all right, Perry. She's my mother.

Threw me a couple of bucks if I ran errands,

-I'm always working on something. -At the very least,

I knew this was gonna happen.

and he loved me and he wants me to open for him for six months.

We'll find more clubs.

♪ Won't you listen to me ♪

so we'll both be alone.

♪ Took a long time ♪

some dreadful things.

I got it, Mrs. Moskowitz.

-I can just grab a cab, then. -Not what I meant.

I have dresses to buy and hats to buy

And in the scene,

I'll go. I'm going. I just have to figure out where.

but there's a very viable man in the picture now,

-Yeah. -Oh, I'm so happy.

just 'cause you're new, you're cheap.

I can see, about 20 years from now.

But they keep going back for the kids' sake.

-It's very important that I know. -I said,

I thought you had to go to the bathroom.

("This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies playing)

That's our bread and butter now, sister.

It's not fair to make him wait.

Oh, that's her. That's Miriam.