Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're my kids, asshole.

But, Charles, what I want to say doesn't require...

It'll be six months.

-Get back to work. -Mr. Maisel, phone.

But don't worry, you'll get back together.

(Jackie chuckles)

and I won't get a chance to tell her those things if she's

If you hurry and get married,

Try it in heels.

a little unsettled for me lately.

Yes, well, I went to Bell Labs and talked to Charles.

You just told me her name. Don't get too impressed.

Me, too. I don't care what Imogene's mother says.

"Maybe you've heard of it. It's called Acapulco.

And I've been paying for it for a year.

♪ Now we're there, and we've only just begun ♪

-And you've spent time with Miriam. -I have.

(buzzer sounds)

You know that things have been

I hate that guy.

I'll be at the Trap in Hoboken for a full week in December,

Tell me, is that really how they talk?

♪ This will be our year ♪

-in your future. -Bye.

but I am very capable of running out on a bill like a grown-up.

Just sit there.

-The job, the tenure... -You've lost your mind.

There it is. That's the purpose of my phone call.

Hey, that's the game.

I will need 25 character references.

Kids have all sorts of friends.

and has only three people in it, right?

Now you got to go eat some shit to make things right for Midge.

-You got to go. -What do you mean, I got to go?

You signed away your intellectual property

Remember? Well-- Shy Baldwin?

Mr. Weissman, could you excuse me a minute?

♪ Took a long time to come ♪

You know, you don't seem to be getting any better at this.

You came to me, remember?

I'm very sorry, Perry. It won't happen again.

And it's sort of a nice kind of thing.

Get ready for some ice cream, bitch.

But this couple in the play, they're a little eccentric,

I'll be living in my Nob Hill mansion, rich...

♪ Are in each other's arms ♪

Didn't think about anything or anyone.

Oh, they're wrong; I'd pay anything

Especially the last number.

♪ Hear her yakking on the phone ♪

-What linen? -Her pants are linen.

and they've broken up and gone back

-Me? -Yeah, you.

But it's better off, man.

Someday I'll need to explain to you

"Yeah. I heard you got married a few times.

And I'll get a bullfight poster.

♪ To come ♪

You know, when I was a kid,

Prison has less angry people screaming.

I talked to my daughter Miriam about your concerns,

-Huh. -(Millie fussing)

because my people don't think the audience

I wonder if I blew it with my reading list.

Oh, but you knew this would happen?

♪ And shall you be my new romance ♪

That man is crazy.

You're being unreasonable.

(phone ringing)

-So you understand Miriam. -I do.

Don't you have access to a bunker

Papa? Hey, Papa?

What are you doing in this despicable place?

People's names are supposed to be on the list.

We-we should all have a meal one of these days.

Not on my stage!