HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- He doesn't speak English, but yes, I flew him in.
Can I go check the halls for her?
- Sorry to say, sir,
I've got this.
- Oh, no, don't turn around. What are you doing?
He just glued stuff together.
Good news, principal. I found the money.
I mean, once your thumb is up,
[jazzy music playing over speakers]
and get in their vehicle.
We made fake chiropractor notes.
You're not creepy enough. Keep it moving.
- Hey, hi. - Hey.
I'm Mr. Shifrin.
- Oh, please! No one respects me!
but my mom expects me to be perfect?
and I apologize for my appearance."
- ...can't see what my hands are doing, though.
- Leasing offers for a Dodge Durango?
- What? - The clock is ticking,
- Oh, no. - Hector's on his way.
- Woah, guys, look. - Oh, my God.
in the filing cabinets. - Oh, my God!
- Sorry to interrupt. We got a disaster on our hands.
- Well, you're really unreliable sources,
I don't know what that has to do with anything.
- What do we do? Go in the bathroom?
to become treasurer.
and then watch you come back and pay?
Just run the speech by me, baby, let's go.
How do you find a sub for a sub?
Are you feeling okay, Dakota?
- They're gonna talk about us for generations.
- Oh, wow, do you want them in the Fiesta Party Packs
Do you know how freaking hard he would get
- I mean, as a kid,
we have to do something else.
- You should not be a bus driver.
He was slapping himself and just, like, freaking out
- Guys, we're not driving a bus, obviously.
What would the janitor do?
- Gelato clearly exists.
That's how bad it is. - The reaction has been tepid.
but he's not comfortable
if you're old enough to drink beer.