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It happens."
- Yeah, he prepared this big, thick document.
- What about me? You don't wanna cuff me?
- No way. - No?
- Yeah, he's my guy. Is there an issue?
- Be honest like my mom says, right?
- You know what, Tom? I'm proud of you.
- Do you see a budget? I don't see a budget.
knock your dick off. - Excuse me?
You've missed, like, so much.
"I will be a good treasurer," 'cause you won't.
- Woo! - So there you go.
- Back it up right now.
I dare you to take the time.
- Yeah, Tom! - I'm a believer!
- I have to say it was a team effort.
- It's been a light garbage day,
- Okay, let's go. Downtown, buddy.
- This whole thing is gibberish, Tom.
will be when you misbehaved.
Hey, can I just get, like, 30 tacos?
- So in conclusion, as treasurer,
- I don't know who you're talking about.
Wow, what an adventure. We walked to Taco Bell.
It can't be done!
[noble music]
- Even you know you're full of you-know-what.
- Don't worry about the money. That's my department.
Anyone but your dad. He's messed up.
Why don't you poop in your hand
I like the enthusiasm.
- Yeah, I believe-- I think I saw it.
Straighten it out a little bit. - I'm trying.
[car alarm beeping]
We outta here. - Here we go.
- All right, enjoy, everyone.
- All right, down the block I go.
- A what? - All right, I wanna help.
That's what I believe.
You know I don't like talking about applesauce.
Look, if you wanna leave school grounds,
I'll just prepare some remarks. How's that?
[sighs]
It's a state-wide policy. - Excuse me?
There's only one thing we can do.
so you'll both fit.
Fantasy football stats? - Oh, no, don't read it.
- Oh, my God.
I hear you talking about thumbing things.
- You blew it with the dining and dash,
- Ooh, I like that. You're pulling a Bueller!
- There are clearly some typos. - Tom, you're a great friend,
Let's head back to school and--
we're just gonna start fifth grade over