Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He got you this gum! Yeah!
"Little kid went on a joyride.
I thought that was the plan.
And...done. - All right, great.
The jig is up, Tom.
- Wow, you really get into this, don't you?
simultaneous chiropractor appointments?
even ten feet, we will be legends.
- He skipped school? - How clueless am I?
Now I'm gonna gun it forward.
- Yeah, joint chiropractor appointments.
- Oh, yeah, I've got a speech that's gonna
- I don't know much about math, but here's what I do know.
You guys need a ride? - Sorry, buddy.
- Okay. - And then we'll just
- 911, what's your emergency?
- I'm sorry, goodbye.
- Okay. - My father is a CPA.
♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪
- Just put down Hank and Irv.
- No; I learned Latin for the spelling bee,
♪ The proof that our life is the best joke ever told ♪
you're not part of the student government.
you should be the principal.
Rule number one of bus driving,
Get in the trash, you little rebels.
I don't feel good about this at all.
- Let's just go back to school.
- What does that mean?
Let's, uh--I don't know. Let's hitchhike.
- Trying to bang an escort in front of a little kid.
Maybe you'll appreciate me when I'm gone!
Years from now, your best memories of childhood
living in one of the pretzel stores for a long time.
- I respect you. - Here, we'll do a little test!
if I don't get credit for it?
- Go team.
Hello? I am demanding respect.
- All right, I guess we're busted.
- Feast your eyes on the new budget.
We're on the loose. - Yeah!
- Yes! - Stop, stop.
"Shredding isn't lying. It's the absence of the truth."
- Tom, you see what I see?
I can't wait to see the look on her face.
I just don't have time for this right now.
- We can do anything we damn well please.
The whole administration
- What does that mean? I don't--
You get up there, you do the talking.
I'm lonely.
There's Hector Ballesteros,
A cop pepper-sprayed me.
- You know what? We'll meet you in there.
If you're gonna shred,
- Come on, Tom! - I'm sorry.
♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪
- My brother gets in trouble all the time,
This is cool.
- I do; I need to find funds in our student council budget.
What kinda trouble you guys getting into?
this school's ever had.
- That sounds like a good story.
Tom, you shredded the students' master files!
- Guys, we are so not meeting him in there.
"cooking the books," unquote,