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- Thank god you're here.
ââ¢Âª oh, oh, oh oh, oh ââ¢Âª
Boy, she handles like a dream, though, don't she?
It's not like physical,
Monkey business.
Take off their jacket. - Ok.
Welcome. Guess your weight.
If you can't-- unless it's just 'cause he's black,
- I just want to say something.
Well, the hyenas
- Tiki doll.
Hey!
- Yeah?
- Thank god you guys are here.
- Oh, it's true. Give it a shot.
- Tiki lighter.
No, that's not me.
So many illegitimate kids.
Our Wednesday traffic around here.
I know ain't no morgan right there.
- How ya doin'? - Good.
Full of stolen property.
Did you try to guess
- It looks ok to me.
- That's the one I've used a couple times.
- Well, read the sign.
- Yeah, just like a dream.
Especially with the girls,
- Hi, honey,
My thumb--my thumb popped out for a second
- Get on the ground. - Get on the floor.
- No, I know it can fit on my side,
Oh, we should be usin' solar power
It wasn't a drag show.
And look what we got!
- Look out!
- Yeah, leads me to my next question.
You know, they got dna testin' places
A couple of times.
I think it's the curb.
- Oh.
- That's not true at all, sir.
- Ohh! Whoa!
Ok, a little to your right.
Standin' in front of mr. Morgan freeman.
But I just look so damn good in it,
- Don't swing them!
[siren]
- Sorry to impose. - S'all right.
Comes back negative
- What? What!
Yeah, they sell 'em in harrah's.
- Hi. - Hey.
- I'm good.
Could win in the same year.
Huge asses, ha ha.