Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He wanted to drain every single drop of blood from my body.

I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town.

- Where's Slater? - Iowa by now. Who knows?

The blood of the doppelganger. You.

I hope Klaus sees the honor in returning that girl to him.

- But you're not gonna tell him. - No, of course not. He would kill you.

Caroline told you.

No, I just... Sorry, I just...

Because he always talked a big game.

But I'm also Elena's friend.

- Who is he? - He's one of the originals. He's a legend.

Winner runs the table.

What should I be doing with my eternity?

- She's with Damon, isn't she? - Ew. No.

It's pointless to run.

UV rays can't penetrate. You see the appeal now?

I would not have let her put herself in danger.

- You have a friend? - Heh, heh.

Then why do you do it? Why are you such a good friend to me?

I can't blame anyone else anymore.

Look who's getting smarter.

My dad. He's not very subtle, with the whole Bennett-Salem question.

I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.

- It can get confusing. - Okay. Thanks, man.

What's going on, Rose?

I wanna be with you, Stefan, but I need to wake up...

Yes, he can get it. What next?

- Uh, why? - Why what?

You're not saying this so we don't kill you?

I'm sorry about today.