Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just the five of us, right?
as Slap Bet Commissioner, I'm issuing a ruling.
Oh, what the hell kind of Thanksgiving is this anyway?
GENERAL SORENESS
- Is Lily in the kitchen? - Yep.
We're in the last 20 seconds of Marshall's countdown to nothing.
What the hell were you doing?
Hey, check it out!
Great.
General consensus
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Yep.
I'm not sure I have time to mash those potatoes,
Bob and I aren't that serious, and what happened last night with Ted was a fluke.
Well, you didn't ruin it; you made it so much worse!
Listen, you have to come over here and make pies.
That is a truth-fact.
the pecan pie is gonna take the longest.
Secondly, have I said one word about the parade of dubious conquests
It's really a major buzz-kill.
That's not allowed.
Yeah, some people just can't take a hint.
well this is gonna be a major clean-up