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General Managers
do you think that I'm jealous of Bob?
Well, what are we doing? It's Thanksgiving.
But now we were broken up so when Marshall said
Hey, Ted.
You can't talk about how close you're not now.
General Asshat
four...
They were totally on my case:
* Tears start to fill your eyes *
So then this hot intern leans over my desk,
Pierce Brosnan is my favorite of all the Bonds.
You are correct, sir.
Yeah, I-I just thought it might upset you.
- Just the two of us. - just the two of us.
Ooh, some classical music, maybe.
For the millionth time, sleep-eating is a...
Real Thanksgiving happened over a month ago.
We're two people who pretend to be friends because it would be inconvenient not to.
- Yeah? - Uh-huh?
I just like smelling it.
Yeah, du he's in pretty good shape.
Happy Slapsgiving, everybody.
Oh, what do we do now?