Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, we've got the whole week, so ....
You guys choose them yourself or they come from Corporate?
Ed. Britney.
If you decide to join, tell them Leigh sent you and I'll get two free months.
To tie back the hands of time
Right. Right.
What is this, amateur hour?
- Hey, Rick. - How you doing?
Am I scaring you, asshole?
I mean, I thought that was just gonna be a teenage thing, right?
- Frankinopoulos. You're Greek, right? - My ex-husband is.
R-O-C-K IN THE USA, OR WHATEVER THEY SAY
Well, I have a great wife...
- It's probably jacked up on bricks now. - Gary, you're being paranoid.
We're only supposed to eat, like, a quarter of a brownie each!
Yeah. Sure thing, Leigh.
- I feel bad for Ed Jr. - Mm-hm.
Oh, wait! Rick, Rick, Rick. Good luck with Mags.
. .
Brian looks like admiral Dipshit!
No, no,no.
Talk to her? Fred, now what do you want, a pen pal or a poon pal?
Where you're looking. It was your air space.
- He's coming through the back. - What's up, assholes?
Go on.
What is taking this dude so long?
Um, hmm.
No. No, she hates baseball.
Good night, Paige.
Oh, Leigh, are you gonna grab a brew-ski after your workout?
- Mommy? - Mm-hm.
The deep freeze is over.
I just talked with Maggie's dad and he was saying...
I get my weather from that site.
Hi Matt he looks small compared to you!
Well, kind of. You made me drive around town for two hours, remember?
We're gonna have a belly-flop contest in the pool. You all can be judges.
One sec.
- Really? - Yeah.
No. Those are my kids.
Wow.
Look, most married men have very foggy memories of their single days...
Bless you, doctor.
They're too needy. Plus, it's usually smart to get married if you're gonna have kids...
Brent?
You're gonna be okay. Just take a couple breaths.
- A what? - A hall pass. A week off from marriage.
- On the vagina. - Ooh.
The least she could do is lend a sympathetic ear.
- Whoo! - Wow.
Are you kidding? He wears one of those things...
Rick and Fred are like a couple of domesticated cats scratching at the door.
- What the hell is this? - Get in here, you're gonna love this.
What do you squat?
Well, I thought you'd like to watch a movie in a minivan.
- Just everyone at the barbecue. - What?
...and don't wanna use your tongue, so you use fingers and smack your lips.
Oh, hi, Emi. Why are you so mad? I am so mad, Jeffy! Because I change our voice!
- Um .... - Please.
I think a safe room is a bit over-the-top.
It's like a week off from marriage.
But that one game where we had a couple fans in the stands, we played even better.
...from the show I'm about to put on for you.
Thank you.
Uh, to who? Because you know what? The last that I checked...
All right.
Look, you're a great guy, Gerry.
For God's sakes, at least take a couple of swings.
- Fred. - Hello.
I'll just be a second.
We're a couple of show ponies aren't we?
Um, well, seriously, though, thanks for everything.
Mike's B'day thought for Marisa Enjoy your day!!!
- No. - Heh.
Okay, boys, you're on the clock now.
No, I'm Rick.
Very disappointing
I know. You were my first.
Hey, I guess I'm gonna see you at the housewarming party next weekend.
Let's keep the office clean.
- Guys, we're in here! - They can't hear you.
- Whoo! Mm. - The spirits doth floweth.
Here we go.
How do you know those aren't her friends?
That's what we should do, then. We should get drunk.
He thinks I'm 32.
you are about to enter the courtroom of judge joosy jew. the people are cakes the rulings are judy the cases are shiendalin. this is judge deewyyu.
- I'll get you signed right up. - Okay.
Hey, what's with the helmet?
Hey, honey. We better get a move on. We gotta meet up with Fred and Grace soon.
Hey, if you get a chance, please pound Ed's potato for me.
CockGobblers.com
- What the fuck is this? - My husband!
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. She's fine. She just broke her nose.
So is this guy like your boyfriend or something?
Mr. Searing? You pick up other day. No more clothes here.
Honey, you and I
Rick, you can’t even tell me the month that you lost your virginity.
Wow. You must've really pushed her to get her to this point.
Mother?
No! Brent!
chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.
- They're nice, yeah? - Yep.
Hi.
When I see a 727 and DC-9 leave 10 min apart in 2022.
You think I give a shit, pudge boy?
Grim Tales Outcast
He says we took way too much!
Go, go, go. Get down.
Oh, silly Daddy got the monitors mixed up.
Really? Are you--? You okay?
And what is this new expression, words hurt?
How long do you think you're gonna be?
- Oh, wow, look at this place. - Pretty good, huh?
I'm giving you a hall pass.
- I'm going deep with it. Five grand. - Oh!
Creep into my head I'm young again
I wanted to watch you guys pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
- Hey, guys. Hi. - That's why he wears a tie.
No, I didn't get a fucking shot count.
Hello?
- it'll take all the fun out of it. - Ha, ha.
And behind that wall, the war room. A 300-square-foot humidor.
Why are you guys staying at a hotel?
No, no, no. You know, I'd prefer no paper trail.
- Good. What are they? - Let's be honest.
...so I'm thinking it could speed up the process.
You know what I mean.
Oh, this fucking guy
- How about you pay now. - No. Guys ....
- How long would you have to make out? - Ten minutes.
But please, I am begging you...
Hey, be nice.
...take my girl and then get away with it?
Gr some Frankinopoulos monster where he combines his favorite parts of all of them?
When I was in college I was right where you are.
Mac waking up on the fifth floor after passing out from heat exhaustion., William Boone & Mike waking him up....
Look, this isn't just about her cock blocking me.
What are you doing?
They love sex.
When does yours begin?
Dude, where's my golf cart?
If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own...