Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just saying, that is very cool.
Hey, where are the guys?
- Yes. - Whoo!
- Are you okay? - I don't wanna get into all the details...
- A what? - One week off from marriage.
Well, if that's what you're getting at I'm not gonna say no.
...they just want to do it more than ever.
Besides, if you pay for golf you get full access to the resort, including the pool bar.
I like you too, Gerry.
That seems a little stiff.
...this internet dating thing is.
Wow.
And I know Hogwarts right here would pay more.
I can grant you this wish and make like it never happened.
Tres showing up at the OCC driving range tomorrow
Wait a second, wait. Where's Coakley?
Fucking hell.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
Cheezborger need to peeing on bush. Hold on for a second. Aah!!! I’m not selfish anymore! I’m peeing on bush!
Mm.
- No, you weren't. - Yeah, I was.
"That Woman Needs Something In Her Mouth."
...and they begin to believe that if not for you...
Yeah, me too.
This hall pass.
Oh, my God!
Hog-Head, please, man. You don't have $7500.
Pound it.
What, is that your adult voice? That would be inappropriate, Paige.
- The whole thing is just embarrassing. - Stop it.
Wait a second, you wanna quit?
Ah, ah, ah.
Well, you know, she's a good kid. She's a good kid and I do what I can for the kids.
- Oh! - Whoa.
I'm thinking she'll remember it, and it gets a little bit complicated...
- Still married. - Oh, is she? Great. I'm glad it worked out.
It's not the way you think. it's more like a curse. it's something you can't help.
Good night. Thank you.
We didn't know what was going on because he came in through the window.
Hey, genie, can you make my dick work?
- Up for it? - Yeah.
People that know us just a little bit. Like in a casual surface-y kind of way.
I'll fucking kill you! Come here!
I'm legal now.
- Well-- Kind of-- - We-- Sort of--
- Answer Flats. - What's the question?
This is tricky because, obviously, getting a blow job from a guy, you know, is bad...
They've actually got a bar there, so I always grab a beer after my workout.
Then she gives that tiny little pelvic arch thrust...
When they don't know us that well.
Wasn’t a question
Did we skip five holes?
You are not getting a hall pass. So you can cut the bullshit.
I mean, it's cute, but it's really sad.
...then the whole concept is dead.
Licky like a tangerine
No, it wasn't.
Oh, my God.
When I got my fully loaded Honda Pilot, I didn't go around bragging about it, did I?
All right.
When an eight surrounds herself with less attractive women...
The end.
I'm just a /icky girl
Hey, girl.
- Okay. Mm. - Very nice seeing you.
- I'll tell you this. I do remember this. - What's up with this shit?
Huh?
Can I get a rub-and-tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?
- Huh? - it's called the reactance theory.
They said she was in a oar accident and they took her to the hospital.
Whoa. Greased Lightning, take your foot off the gas. These things take time.
We're getting cut on by the Joy Luck Club.
But also, what they've just put in is a new bike trail--
I only got one shot at this, all right?
You said Jeffy’s a bad boy? You’re a bad boy!
Jump up.
It's just...
And they danced
Guys, attempt to be cool.
...but it didn't really bother me. it actually felt good.
- Wanna near something funnier? - Yeah.
What are you doing, man? Come on.
Can you believe all the talent here today?
Look, I saw her car in the parking lot. I know she's here.
- Okay, now we got two of them. - I don't care!
Yeah!
"I started wondering, who is he gonna be thinking about when we're having sex?"
Do you have a shot count?
Well, are you gonna throw up?
...because of some bullshit agreement you had with your wife?
I won. Uh.
She walked by and I glanced back for like half a second.
Got him, like, looking like Thurston Howell too. Eh ....
They all went out to some party. Come on in.
Where?
Shake it, shake it, Mama You the one for me
Came close, but kids were awake when we got home.
Well, come on, Flats, I can't very well bring a bunch of models back to my place.
You fucking kidding me?
Will I see again?
- Where nothing is good - Shh, shh, shh.
I say we, uh, tie a bow on it and put her to bed.
All right, here we are.
Oh, yeah.
Licky like a sexy ear
How come Mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore?
Smooth sailing.
I really don't like kids.
- We're on the sixth hole. - They're cutting.
Never occurred to you that the wife and three kids...
No.
You're kidding. You don't-- You've never done that before?
What kind of gif maker do you use
Oh, God.
Oh. This fucking guy.
- What can I get you? - Can I get three tequila shots, please?
Gary was talk-- Who was he talking about it to?
No, no, she did.
I sent him home. He's fine now.
They've just added this porch.
I thought when we got married that it would stop, but it doesn't. it's just-- it's there.
Okay.
I'm kidding. A joke. Come on.
The floors are French limestone and the counter tops are Brazilian granite.
Britney's? No way, those are like Baja miles.
Why would I need a hall pass, huh? I got you!
- Thank you, Eddie. - Ha, ha. Hey, Dad.
Jump up.
Another thing? After you've lost your parents' money...
- What the hell took you so long? - I couldn't find my umbrella.
You dip them in water, heat them up, and put them on pressure--
Hey Matt. Even with a boner, this guys willy looks tiny compared to yours
Okay. Uh, goodbye. Mwah.
I'm just saying, maybe a little freedom would be good for them, and for you.
Hmm.
So I guess the real question becomes...
He came over last night. Drank some wine.
Here comes Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
It's a principle in psychology which says...
Oh, my God.
Come on. Guys, come on, let's go. Let's pick it up.
...or, like, see Kathy Griffin in concert.
Sure.
Uh, well, I don't really squat. I just run on the hamster wheel after work every day.