Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh! - Not bad, yeah?
Me when a girl says she goes to the gym
We don't mean to question your betting process...
Ha, ha. The old hamster wheel. Yeah. I'm on that baby too.
Aah! Brent, that hurts!
You gotta be careful because they'll come into your throat. But no, no, I got ....
I'm so sorry.
Oh. Should we go talk with this girl right here?
I guess they must've gone upstairs.
Look, hey, you think your shit don't float?
- In the rumpus? - Right inside.
And miraculously, it came through.
Fred, I need to talk to you.
Push the defrost button on the microwave, boys.
Ogi kad je pao u nesvest
Mm. No, I'm with Rico. Freddie tie-tie.
- Oh, look at that. - it's cute.
- Oh. - Yeah. Yeah.
What are you doing, man? The mazeltov? Give me a break.
Is it because of her fat ass?
- Jenny. Yeah. - Jenny.
Wow.
Yeah. Something like that.
But here's the weird thing. I wasn't even afraid of them at all.
Thanks for coming to the war room, old chap.
This is all my fault. I'm the one that caused all of this.
Come on, guys! All right, listen, I say we go to a titty bar, yeah?
That was fucking awesome. We saw the whole thing.
Robbie switch with This guy
Grace.
Rob talking to Paige on the first fairway
Fred? I thought you were Rick.
- Tongue? - Of course.
I'm gonna get going as well, guys. See you later.
Okay, well, the guy at the Comfy Nite Inn said it doesn't really kick in till about 9:30.
It's not just me. it's gonna be Gary, Hog-Head, Flats.
Were things that bad that we have to do something this extreme?
I just mean if that was one of the things on the old bucket list...
Come on, man!
- Come on, it's for the-- - No, Paige.
Get your rocks off, right? Protect your wife's feelings.
No, I've actually never been here before.
- What? - You just checked out that girl's butt.
H H
No, no. Fred's not a gawker. He's a good boy. Ha, ha.
I love you too, Fred.
I think I was in the hot tub too long. I just ....
Freeze right there!
- Whoo! Ha, ha. - Whoo! OW.
Whoa. Oh ....
What is that?
- So, what you waiting for'?! - Oh. Hey. Heh, heh.
Hey, Jeffy. Why is Cheezborger peeing on bush so longest? Okay, Jake, I’m on it. I’m back, Jeffy… What the heck is going on here, Jeffy?
What the hell is wrong with you two?
- What the hell were you thinking? - Okay, scoot along now, Paige.
- Aah! - Yeah! Ha, ha.
You know what winners do? They walk away from the table while they're up.
Grace?
I would if one came right now, sure.
And tell them that I'll call them at bedtime. Okay, miss you guys.
Can't you be believing now?
You're thinking of snow dogs
Let's go. Come on, batter up. Let's go.
Ah, shit. I forgot to take out the trash.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What if the cops question me?
...so he's been racking on the couch and, you know...
There he is. Hey.
...and kids' drawings on the fridge, you know?
Yeah. That was so much fun.
No, it's not a separation, it's a hall pass.
Hey, let me ask you something. ls Grace a big baseball fan?
groota? what do you want gouchen? feed the gangreneryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal gangrene! betrayal gangrene! gangsnokerene gangumpgonkeresmoktose! thank you gangrannysnellrene ganstylenamenerink! you're welcome ganhoriruawhaleugurgerezip!
Nah, Flats is right. This is day three. You guys haven't even talked to a girl.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
...let's-make-fun-of the-dorky-suburban-guy.._
"You come over here out of the blue with a bag of garbage."
It's just you and me, buddy, for the next 6 days. Ha, ha.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God. You are so brave.
Hello? Bluh. Ha, ha.
You all right? You okay?
But I never got your number!
- I don't know. - Any girl you choose.
It's on the house. it's from Diana.
Fred, would you ever just walk into a UFO on your own?
- That'll be $2. - Nice tunes, by the way.
I don't know how you can be so calm...
She went over there to break the kid's heart.
Not very relaxing so far. Um ....
What? No. Who said Mommy has a fat ass?
Ah. I'm gonna head out.
Yeah. Yeah. it's a touring edition, dick.
but she'll know once you buy it anyway! no! you don't wanna buy cups if you'll just break them! oh ok how bout barf? ok then. (laughing) it's an excuse mommy! ok then we just buy the plates then. but now i wanna get the fake barf! ok then how much? $5.90.
By - No, I don't mean that in a bad way.
That's not so bad.
Watch porn? Yeah. Half the girls in those things are my age.
As far as I'm concerned, you have the week off from marriage.
Look, you are insanely beautiful and sexy...
So, what do you think?
You people are horrible, HORRIBLE!
You have your wife for the rest of your life.
- Let's go get a beer. - Yeah.
What are you thinking, Olive Garden?
End result....
Oh ....
Um, hold on an second. Rick just walked in.
He couldn't fall asleep.
That's true. That's true.
Last week when you drove me home, I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.
A friend of mine's DJ'ing, so I promised him I'd come.
CockGobblers.com
Go, go. Drive.
No, I just thought your wife might've died and you're wearing it out of respect.
Is everything okay?
This place is dead.
- We're gonna get laid, right? - Yeah.
- Give me the helmet. - Mm-hm.
Yeah. No, I feel good.
Coakly’s back in town He wants to hang and he wants to bang
Oh, I love you, Grace.
Oh just some brownies Of the pot variety
What happens if you lose power during a blow...
Hmm.
Maggie, Grace. Rick Coleman, my golf buddy.
Hey, guys, come on. We're late.
Tum ek maroge toh ham somarenge
Aw, thank you, Mandy. I threw in a backup generator...
Hey Kevin, switch with this guy
Oh, chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.
Yeah. Yeah, come on in.
- Holy shit! - Ha-ha-ha.
I would never climb into one of those things.
You do?
Okay. All right, thank you.
That was amazing.
Oh, yes.