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Well, I wouldn't coitus her with your genitals.
then I need to take action.
is an educated, intelligent woman who shares my interests
Ah, well, what's this? A pot of oatmeal?
You know what they say: opposites attract.
Are you telling the truth?
I'm a little jealous of the people who get to do it.
And you're afraid it'll do a better job than you?
He didn't mean that.
at the last possible moment.
What's he like?
Did you kiss him yet?
I'm...
Right now,
You're a weird little guy.
"World-class Caltech physicist seeking girlfriend.
she has nothing better to do on a Saturday night.
What more do you need?
But... let's not discuss Sheldon.
Gentlemen!
So we can focus on our work again
I'm just a harmless little girl
That's too bad.
Now that I'm looking for my next girlfriend,
I think the quickest way to find you a new girlfriend
And we've seen the prize.
No one ever bought me drinks at a bar
Are we gonna be much longer?
Well, by that logic,
to figure out why my wife always smelled of croissants.
it's your third date-- maybe you could go more sexy.
Fine. Um...
Off the top of my head? Uh, prospective women
Do you know him?
I'm really sorry.
Okay, never mind.