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I'm gonna take your relationship and put it under a microscope
You want to know what's wrong? You are a full-time job.
"Why don't you go ahead?"
You know, uh, I just realized
My sister can have it all.
- What's wrong? - Nothing's wrong.
I'm sure the stress of the sinkhole has caused lots of soul mate squabbles.
Six pages, and I didn't even do that thing
where no one can see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?
Okay, well, in this case, it really is no big deal.
Okay, well, you know what?
- So where's our yogurt? - I forgot it.
where I try to make it longer by starting every sentence with
Okay, shouldn't take long. Between an hour and, um, 11 months.
Really? You and I are very different.
and Donkey Doug was our best pop-and-locker.
I thought I was an expert in true love 'cause of my old job.
I know! It's a new trend that I am starting.
I'm gonna leave now at my regular pace, as I do in most scenarios.