Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dogs aren't allowed on board.

They're never gonna believe this at the office.

Very well, captain.

Now, you see how easy it was

By the way, I'm P.J. Muldoon.

I came to apologize.

Now you tell me. Um...

Yeah, and I went to sea to get away from all that.

Because somewhere along the line, it...

Oh, wait, I'm afraid you don't understand.

I don't... It's all right.

Oh, the hell with my cabin.

Seems you run a tight ship, Stubing.

I'll bet he has a good time once he comes out of his shell.

Dial somebody and tell 'em there's a dog in my room.

I'll open the door, and you shoot.

Men do it all the time. Mm-hm.

Carry on, kids.

Well, why don't we sit down,

But, uh, when you're scrounging for your daily pasta,

you write me every day.

I'm proud to have you sailing in my fleet.

to pipe you aboard, sir.

are the ones we try to pick up, right?

I'll set him adrift in a lifeboat.

You write a poem every other day,

I've been at sea for 40 years.

As senior officer,

Oh, I wish you all the best.

It's small, but it's not as stuffy

Oh, okay, I'll...

He had curls down to here.

All right, all right.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Right. Come on, Mother.

Are you all right? I'm fine.

Are you, indeed?

Where is Captain Stubing?

Well, what are we waiting for?

It's all right, it's all right.

captain's table tonight, aren't you?

Before I do, I-I...

since a cruise ship has been attacked

People fall in love every night,

Ever tell you about the time

I was hoping you'd be here tonight.

I've commanded entire ships.

I didn't go looking

We didn't win the big war sittin' in our cabins.

Oh, Frank, I love you too!

Did he eat it yet?

Well, uh, do you know what frequency we work on?

It's rotten, right?

for some total stranger

You know it, baby. Ha!