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- Here you go. - Thank you, Francis.
...to give me some breathing room until I get the rest together.
I just dropped a poo that could choke a fucking elephant
- Hey, latrine lip. - He's right.
We are about to begin.
Who's gonna complain? Him?
I'm sure there's something we can do. What kind of jam?
- Me? No. - All right, cut, please.
You're into me for seven G's already.
We were talking one day about how credit card companies...
Once he was down 50 large. He sneezes, Fritzi says "salute."
.
I'm more like one of them...
- Are you saying he was retarded? - Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Salut.
Sharp as a fucking cue ball.
She kept talking about my father's feeble-minded brother.
You're thinking of going to Brown?
- Grapevine? - Yeah.
me
- And you know that. - Yeah, I understand.
Not tonight. I had a customer I couldn't shake.
Send that guy out so I can talk to him.
- Dave. - Oh, this is bullshit!
What does Eric have to do with his father? What'd he do to you?
One chip? Ma va' a Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!
- What kind is that? - Brazilian snapper.
I heard Tony was here. Soprano. I'm a friend of his.
It's 20 thousand.
Cry me a river. Three beautiful kings.
Xipil na Tamlina
- Didn't I see those at the wake? - That's funny.
i don't got time for this shit
...he gave Romeo Martin $50,000 when he got out of jail.
If you think you may need a lozenge...
I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything, Mom!
Regretfully, Mr. Scatino will not be performing tonight.
- Hard-ons. - I wanted him to ask.
I'm in a jam, a bad one.
The difference gets tacked on to the principal.
- Yeah, you want one? - Give one to me, one to Dr. Fried.
- Eric, give me the keys. - Why?
He's joined the ranks of the unlucky.
And now you torture me with it?
Welcome, everyone, to Cabaret Night.
I heard you the first time. Let's drop the subject.
Hey, chair-boy of the board, read your cards.
but I don’t want to see your faces on Twitter and clickbait sites Bashing your old
- I will kill you. - We paid our respects. We're leaving.
I know how things work. Don't forget I was Daddy's little girl.
Two boxes came out of my pocket.
- Where's your mother? - The store.
You know me. I like to play a little.
- What time is it? - It's almost 9.
Put the TV trays out between each player. Put some of this on them.