Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did TSA save you from a Fate worse than meth?
- Oh mom for pete's sake! - Got it!
Oh um ok, Van Galder, I'm counselor Mackey,
Why America's Funniest Home videos?? Why??
What the hell are you boys doing, you're supposed to be in there.
if we didn't eat cheesy poofs we'd be lame...
If you win, you can be picked to be in our next Cheesy Poof commercial!
Ahem... I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
Well hello, it's all my little friends with all their little dreams.
I can sing the cheesy poof song!
These stars over here form the constellation of taurus, the bull.
Ass full of pork fat... jiggles like a jello mold...
...And Bingo was his name-o. Once a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o.
She was hogged by the money so you better treat her right...
- My head still feels funny. - Yeah me too.
Well then it is work I guess.
I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium so I can prove that nothing's wrong.
Today children we are going to learn about Japenese poems called haikus.
Of course officer. Come on in.
So they know there's nothing to be scared of.
Oh hello officer of the law.