Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WE'VE BEEN DOING SOME REALLY GOOD ARTICLES LATELY.

THANK YOU, DARLING.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

HMM? THE GAS MILEAGE?

AND I'LL PICK YOU UP AT YOUR ROOM AROUND 9:00.

OKAY, AND WHAT WAS KIRK DOING NEAR OUR FRIDGE? IT'S A LONG STORY.

BUT SHE KNOWS WHERE MY STORES ARE,

JUST FOR TONIGHT.

NO, THAT IS ON TOP OF THE $40

I THINK I'M GONNA TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DOORWAY FIRST.

OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT ANNOYING BEEPING SOUND WAS?

DID WE LOCK THE FRONT DOOR?

OKAY, 'CAUSE IT JUST REALLY --

THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY GARAGE?

YOU SLOW DOWN, YOU DIE HERE.

AFRAID OF ME, OF KITTEN? WAS I REALLY THAT MEAN?

ALL OUR BEAUTIFUL LEATHER-BOUND BOOKS --

OH, WHAT A SURPRISE --

I'M GONNA RUN OVER TO LUKE'S AND GRAB SOME DINNER.

YEAH, SHE'S OVER THERE

* PIERRE WAS WEDDED TO THE LOVELY MADEMOISELLE *

DOESN'T ERASE THE FACT THAT IT HAPPENED.

SO I'M GOING AS GOGO.

OH, PLEASURE. HAVE YOU READ IT?

JUST SEEING IF RORY LEFT A MESSAGE.

I'LL LEAVE YOU A MESSAGE,

WHAT A TOLL HIS CROSS-DRESSING TOOK ON YOUR PSYCHE?

RIBBONS HERE! RETURN YOUR RIBBONS HERE!

I DO NOT KNOW THAT AT ALL. I THINK YOU DO.

ARE THERE ANY INTERESTING WOMEN HERE?

SOOKIE, GET THE DUSTBUSTERS. MICHEL, MOVE THIS THING.

[ SNORING CONTINUES ]

WHAT AN IMBECILE THAT MAN IS!

ACTUALLY, NO. SHE'S WORKING.

ACE, HAVING A GOOD TIME? I AM, THANKS.

WE WERE LIVING TOTALLY SEPARATE LIVES.

AND HE'S NAKED.

I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH LORELAI.

[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]

OBVIOUSLY, I CAN'T HAVE MOTHER

DID I SEE YOU ON STATE STREET WITH -- YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, THEN PERHAPS HE UNDERSTOOD

TO TAKE THE MOTOR HOME OFF YOUR HANDS.

OKAY, SO, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE COOL WITH THIS?

YES? YES, I'D LOVE TO.

OKAY, FLOOR LOOKS GOOD, TABLE LOOKS GOOD.

I JUST HATE THAT WE WERE APART.

OH, HEY, COLIN, WHERE'S YOUR DATE?

WHEN WE WEREN'T TOGETHER.

REMEMBER? I REMEMBER.

WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS,

IF I HOLD OUT, MAYBE I CAN GET $120,000 --

I'M LOOKING FOR THE SWIPE MACHINE,

I WILL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG.

WE JUST WANT YOU TO BUTT OUT OF OUR LIVES.

OKAY, SO IF YOU'RE STILL SEEING HIM

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO CALL OR COME HOME.

STAND IN LINE FOR HOURS WITH HUNDREDS OF TOURISTS,

YOU FIXED IT?! YOU BROKE IT.

SHE MUST HAVE STRETCHED FIRST.

AND THE POP-TARTS, AND SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH ME.

WE'RE HEADING TO THE BAR. CAN WE GET YOU TWO ANYTHING?

I HAD HER TEST IT DURING DESSERT.

OKAY, FINE, I MAY HAVE JUMPED A LITTLE,

ARE YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER? YES.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR A FAVOR

THEY TOLD ME I HAD A WEEK BEFORE THEY WERE DELIVERING IT.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO THE DINING HALL?

FINISH UP, KIRK. I'M CLOSING UP EARLY.

SO THAT LULU WON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE HOUSE,

MY MOTHER IS ALLERGIC TO LULU.

'CAUSE THE LEVELING JACKS CAN BE A LITTLE TRICKY.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?

BLOCK IT WITH YOUR BODY -- TIANANMEN SQUARE -- BE A HERO.

HE WANTED TO KNOW IF HE COULD CRASH AT MY DORM.

THEN GROW UP, BE A MAN.

NO, NO, NO, NO, DO NOT DRIVE THAT HERE!

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM EXCEPT HIS LAST NAME IS GRIMALDI.

SHE'S MAKING HER OWN DECISIONS.

I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF.

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. HE DIDN'T DO IT.

CHOKING THREE TIMES A WEEK,

THEN YOU WON'T CARE IF IT'S ME. OF COURSE IT'S YOU.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF!