Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Asked me to go, so I am going to go.
HE'S JUST A GUY I KNOW AT YALE, AND THERE'S A PARTY TONIGHT
IF I WANT YOUR INPUT IN MY LIFE
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD TO DO.
AND I SAID GOODBYE, AND I LEFT.
OF TURTLE WAX AND HAMBURGER HELPER.
SORRY, ONCE WE DELIVER THE KEYS, IT'S OUT OF OUR HANDS.
I WANT TO HEAR HOW THE BACK-TOGETHER DATE WENT.
AND I DON'T WANT HALF OF THE CASH VALUE.
* I WILL FOLLOW
OH, OKAY, THANKS. THAT'S ENOUGH THERE.
KIRK, WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
You okay? You sound down.
I'LL SPEND THE NIGHT WITH IT, BUT WHEN I SEE IT
[ BEEP ]
I'M NOT FOLLOWING THAT GIRL.
I WISH LULU AND I COULD HAVE WHAT YOU AND LORELAI HAVE.
WHY ARE YOU NOT 450 POUNDS?
I SPELLED IT OUT FOR HIM, STEP BY STEP.
THIS IS NOT COFFEE.
AND YOU LIKE THIS ROBERT, RIGHT?
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
THAT SAID THINGS LIKE, "PICK ME, BOB, I NEUTERED MY DOG."
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
MICHEL, YOU HAD "$100,000" FLASH UNDER YOUR FACE,
I DON'T THINK IT'S WHAT IS GONNA MAKE HER HAPPY.
MAN, THAT WAS HARD.
DO YOU THINK IT WAS EASY FOR ME TO COME TO YOU?
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE IT.
WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
AND LEAVE EVERY CENT TO A PARROT NAMED POLLY.
YOU AREN'T CAPABLE OF TAKING SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
How did he get my number?
BUT THIS WAS IMPORTANT.
TONY KUSHNER PLAYS CANASTA WITH YOUR MOTHER?
"LIVELY UP YOURSELF" BY THE FAMILY ZIGZAG,
I GOT BOTOX.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
OH, HEY, DON'T SHOVEL THE RACCOON!
IT WAS CHEAP.
LULU!
MICHEL, I WAS JUST TENSE ABOUT THE PHOTO SHOOT,
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TAKING YOUR LIFE
* OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH
SO WHAT? I STILL HATE HIM.
FROM AMERICAN TRAVEL MAGAZINE
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
A LOT OF THEM ARE GONE.
NO, NOT NOW IT ISN'T.
FOR MY "BACK TOGETHER WITH LUKE" DATE.
NO, I WAS JUST HOPING.
SLOW DOWN. I CAN'T SLOW DOWN.
BUT IT'S BRAND-NEW AND -- OH, WHATEVER.
RELAX, THE DAY IS STILL YOUNG.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW MOM'S NOT COMING?
EXCELLENT. NOW, IT'S THEMED.
SO I DID IT.
MY GOD, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
IT'S FINN'S BIRTHDAY.
GET THAT COFFEE OUT OF HERE.
HELLO, LOGAN.
YOU'RE HERE WITH WHITNEY. I KNOW.
THEY CAN'T KICK YOU OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THIS, CAN THEY?
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
[ COUGHS ]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HI.
Oh! This dress is too slutty!
AND I SAID THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
BY THE TIME ALL THIS DUST CLEARS,
JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET THE STAIRS NOW.
WHAT PIE? THE BOYSENBERRY PIE.
"I KNOW, I CAN DRIVE TO STARS HOLLOW
COME ON, THE CRAZY NEED LOVE, TOO.
YOU KNOW, I MOVED THE FURNITURE
ME? YES, YOU.
HE'S SHOWING SOME PEOPLE THE MOTOR HOME.
IT IS KIND OF COOL.
LIVING-ROOM/RECEPTION AREA MIGHT BE A NICE PLACE TO START.
BECAUSE IT IS VERY POWERFUL AND WONDERFUL,
SO IT'S FINE. WE BOTH AGREED.
'CAUSE IF A NEW ENTRANCE IS GONNA COST 40 GRAND,
[ PANTING ]
YOU'RE SO IMMATURE. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SAY IT?
UNTIL THEN, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHUT UP!
IT'S JUST -- IT'S NOT RORY.
AND TAKE IT 'CAUSE SHE LIVED HERE.