Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LET'S CELEBRATE ANOTHER YEAR OF FINN.
WELL, I'M SORRY IF YOU'RE FEELING RIPPED OFF.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
OH, RIGHT, IT'S COLLEGE.
I WAS SURE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.
SHE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A MESS RIGHT NOW,
OF HOOKING UP THINGS TO LOCAL SEWER LINES.
THE COSTUMES FOR THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT,
WHAT? I ALWAYS DO THIS.
I THINK WE'RE GOOD WITH THE FLOWERS.
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M BACK IN YOUR LIFE,
HE NEVER DID FOLLOW THROUGH
* IF YOU NEED
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT. DON'T WORRY, EMILY.
IN THE MORNING WITH THE CARAMEL UNSWIRLED
DEAD EXTRA NUMBER TWO. BRILLIANT, MY FRIEND.
OH, RIGHT, WELL, HE MUST HAVE MADE QUITE AN IMPRESSION.
ON THE DAY OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T. GET ME A ROCK.
HE NEVER WORE THOSE RED COWBOY BOOTS AGAIN.
OH, WAIT, SIR, COULD I PAY YOU
* OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH
A SUPER-COLOSSAL HINDRANCE TO US ALL, OKAY?
SOMEONE ORDERED THE LAST PIECE.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
AND THE CONTESTANTS HAD TO GET UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN,
IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT,
WE HAVEN'T HAD DRINKS YET, OLYMPIA.
[ MUTTERING ]
KIRK? YOU'RE KICKING HIS ASS.
WHERE ARE WE GOING? LOGAN?
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW TO USE THIS THING,
HELLO, RORY. HELLO, GRANDMA.
I WENT TO PICK HER UP, THE DOOR OPENS,
LET'S HIT THE KITCHEN.
ALL RIGHTY. I HAVE TO GO MAKE THE ROUNDS.
WHEN I EVER PLAYED THE MOM CARD,
WELL, THAT HAPPENS.
BECAUSE HE LIKES TO GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT TO PICK UP WOMEN.
HEY, COULD YOU ASK EDDIE TO GET THE MARTINS A CAR?
HE'S SITTING OVER THERE WITH A GIRL.
IT'S IN VELVET.
[ SIGHS ]
THE GUESTS MUST HAVE SWIPED THEM.
NO, BUT I ALWAYS --
RICHARD WENT THROUGH A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE,
AND SLAM THE DOOR AND BLAST THE JAM.
I PUT AN AD ON-LINE, AND I WAS GOING TO SELL IT.
I GAVE HIM SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS,
AND PUTTING YOUR RELATIONSHIP BACK TOGETHER!
YEAH, SHE JUST HAD A DATE TONIGHT.
GET A LIFE, SOME INDEPENDENCE. GET OUT OF THERE.
NICE TO BE HERE.
AND THE BOLO TIE, I SAY THAT'S YOUR MAN.
WHERE'S IT LEADING?
LOOK, IT'S TOO LATE.
YOUR NAME AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER WOULD ALSO BE APPRECIATED.
OH, THE DINING ROOM LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
EXCUSE ME? ROBERT -- HE'S KIND OF A JERK.
BUT I ASKED YOU TO SAVE ME A PIECE OF BOYSENBERRY PIE.
HEY, EDDIE, WILL YOU GET THESE OUT OF HERE?
I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY.
'CAUSE YOU HAVE THE SKIRT. And no other ideas.
I HAD AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
WITH YOU? THAT WAS THE PLAN, YES.
KIRK, WAKE UP.
I WAS JUST WORKING LIKE CRAZY,
HURRY, PLEASE.
OH, WELL, ACTUALLY --
YOU'RE JUST GIVING THIS THING AWAY.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT. I JUST MAY BUY IT MYSELF.
AND EVERYBODY THERE TALKS EXACTLY LIKE ME.
OH, MY GOD. IS THAT LOGAN?