Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IN MY CASE, LITERALLY.
AND SHE LOOKS ABOUT MY SIZE,
GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. ME TOO.
"JAH GLORY" BY TOOTS BAMBAATAA,
THAT IF I REALLY WANT TO MOVE TO THE NEXT LEVEL WITH LULU
RIGHT?
I PACKED MY CLOTHES, AND I GAVE MY MOTHER MY KEY,
YOU GOT IT.
I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER.
THE WORST THAT WOULD HAPPEN IS SHE WOULD RUN INTO HER ROOM
HOW WAS CALIFORNIA?
AND YOU ENDED UP?
YOU GUYS PROBABLY SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER.
SO I FIGURED, "WHY NOT?"
YES, IT WAS TELLING YOU
WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT,
A CONTESTANT THEY WOULD BE --
AND A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED IF I WOULD LIKE
AND YOU PROBABLY SLEEP OVER AT EACH OTHER'S HOUSES.
THAT THE CITIZENS OF STARS HOLLOW
YOU DON'T SAY?
GO WHERE? YOUR PLACE, MY PLACE.
WE OUT OF PLASTIC?
OH, KIRK, JEEZ!
I REMEMBER PERFECTLY.
KIRK --
WHAT'S THAT? MY PRETTY, PRETTY FACE.
NIGHT, KIRK.
YOU BRING AN ENEMY COFFEE CUP
NO, WE'RE GETTING ICE CREAM.
I WANT TO GO TO THE CUTE PLACE.
BUT I ALWAYS HAD IT THERE IN MY BACK POCKET.
TONY KUSHNER'S MUSICAL -- AND IT WAS AMAZING.
MY MOM CARD'S LOOKING A LITTLE FLIMSIER,
I WAS AT THIS PLACE CALLED THE FARMERS MARKET,
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? I JUST GOT A CALL FROM KIRK.
CANDY BARS, COOKIE DOUGH, CANNED FROSTING.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW ROBERT.
YOU CAN'T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH ANYTHING --
THEY WOULD ONLY GIVE ME HALF OF WHAT IT WAS WORTH.
* OH, OH, OH
LIKE I WAS JUST SITTING AROUND MY HOUSE,
LOSER PAYS? WHEN DID WE AGREE ON THAT?
IF YOU PUT IT IN THE BOX LIKE I TOLD YOU TO,
WHAT? PERHAPS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
HE'S AFRAID OF YOU.
AND HE'S OVER THERE SEEING HER, HOW IS THAT OKAY?
SO IF SHE HAPPENS TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM
IT'S COLLEGE. WHAT THE HELL'S THAT MEAN?
THERE ARE NO MORE CLOTHES OUT THERE FOR ME.
IT'S OKAY, BUT WHY DIDN'T HE ASK ME?
I THINK WE'RE NEAR THE FINISH LINE.
AND LOOK, I GOT THEM DONE
APPARENTLY, I'M NOT. APPARENTLY, I NEVER THINK.
THE PLACE WHERE YOU GOT THE SCARF WITH THE BOWS ON IT.
THERE'S NO WAY TO COMPETE WITH THAT.
He wanted me to leave with him, blow off Robert.
WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME? DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING HIM UP?
I ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE YOURSELF SICK.
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE LORELAI TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU?
SAY THAT AGAIN SLOWER AND WITH YOUR PANTS OFF.
WANT SOME COFFEE?
JUST IN CASE HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO GET THE KITCHEN,
YES, EVERYTHING IS FINE. LOTS OF SUNSHINE.
WHERE'S THE REST OF YOUR BURGER? I ATE IT.
THAT THEY DIDN'T GET BACK TOGETHER?
DO YOU HAVE THE MASTER KEY TO A STARBUCKS?
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