Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry to pick on you guys.
- Hi. - Oh, my God! It's Herve Villachaize!
First step: We remove you from your relationship-tainted environment.
I already got inside. I don't shut up.
Come on. What are you waiting for? Get yourself a Master.
Hi, my name is David Cassidy, and I'm about to tell you something...
...running across fields...
Who's this, sweetie, your sister?
The Mohican Master 2000.
...and I was devastated.
- That's not my line. - Come on, do it anyway.
Your coincidental appearance at every terrorist attack on Christmas Eve...
When you hear me, you'd better...
...it's that sex is so much better when it's free.
For a challenging workout...
My wife loves you. Has a crush on you. Do me a favor, come buy her a drink.
...to gain any control that I would have in my life.
Okay, all right. That's it.
It's terrifying. It's frightening. It's really horrific.
...before I bite it off and spit it up there!
...I love it. - Really kind.
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- ... but don't tell him. - Hey, fellas, gotta eat your greens!
- I want the Christmas coupons. - Eat me.
Who the hell is this guy?
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