Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who are you? You're very annoying.
...I move on to "Pursued by Flesh-Eating Huron Tribesmen."
Dear Mr. Manson...
It helped put the "I can" back into this Mohican.
I'm very sorry that you have to go through with this.
Second step: We force you to watch hundreds of hours...
Hi. I'm Daniel Day-Lewis. Those of you who've seen Last of the Mohicans...
We want to hear it. Come on.
... how come the muffler on my 1954 Chevy keeps making a hissing sound?
But if I win, which will most certainly be the case...
- That's because you're a lovely lady. - Oh, Maury.
- The lady said she didn't want a drink. - What?
- Okay. - Nice job, Flea.
...of the television program Love, American Style.
...I was living in an 8-by-10-foot studio apartment...
- Don't go. - You're just like your mother!
...for the next 10 minutes, we will have a special offer:
I got news for you, pal: That's what the people pay to see.
- Do me a favor, give me one, huh? - Give you what?
All right.
- Hey, here's to you. - You're amazing.
We get you to associate pain with your old relationship.
- See you next week. - I don't do that.