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Everybody hates you,
It's congress, woody.
And why exactly Should i vote for you, Mr. Fogerty?
You know, We could just pretend I didn't say anything
Oh, well, this is My wife kelly,
Listen, the right to vote Is far too sacred
Would you Please raise Your right hand
Well, aside from The nagging feeling That your election
She didn't even Want to ask me About politics.
I'm boning up On the constitution
A lot of people Don't trust politicians.
How the hell Should i know?
Come on. You're on.
I got to do What i got to do.
Spouting a bunch Of meaningless Platitudes,
His name was... Kevin fogerty.
I'm going to study hard On all the issues
Did you vote for him?
Excuse me. Kevin fogerty, City council.
Of course. On channel 6.
Boy, i could sit here And chew on your ear For hours
To come along in quite A long time.
I only need to get 10% Of the eligible vote.
In front of the lava lamp All by your lonesome.
Because if this thing Is going to work,
Oh. I guess you're Right, dr. Crane.
And, hey, remember The sound the cake made Coming out of the oven?
Preserve and protect And defend
So what You're saying is,