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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice house, nice car, nice job,
pepper leaves, chicken gizzards, stump water, coal oil,
You haven't seen Sonny for a long time.
Mrs. Drysdale is indisposed, madam. She is not receiving.
Last time Granny used the soberin' up mash, set a new record.
Lord love him. Ain't that pitiful? Hurry, child, now hurry.
and they'll bring 'em out.
Hm now, ain't that nice.
Stock pen!
Aw, hitch! Aw, get in there, pig! Come on!
(slowly) I - B - M.
Oh, oh! Milburn! I'm the happiest woman in the world!
I hear her yellin' and screamin' clear from upstairs.
As soon as Ellie gets back from the Drysdales,
Usses?
It might be it ain't Mr. Drysdale's fault.
Hold your horses, I'm a-comin'!
(upbeat banjo music)
Now open the window!
(cheerful banjo music)
I don't need this list no how.
Never forget, Ellie, drinking is a curse.
and suddenly this dreadful giant appeared with a huge gun
Well, all of a sudden, he points up towards his house and says,
And he wouldn't take this milk, neither.
Oh, don't be silly, Milburn. I need oxygen.
I don't understand. Why have you suddenly decided to go back to Boston?
but I'm sure we can get something better.
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