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What's an "i-bum"?
"My wife! That's her window!"
(doorbell chimes melodically)
We are managing, thank you.
I beg your pardon, sir. The butler said
I love you too, Milburn.
Aw, Jethro, it ain't fit for a man to be in a woman's bedroom.
Dreadful. My nerves are shattered. Open the window, dear.
Clean over the top of Elvernie Bradshaw's clothesline.
Why in tarnation would she want a sneaky old fox for a pet?
Ellie May, where's your father?
Oh, she insisted that he have a sedative, too.
Someday, I shall introduce you as Jethro Bodine, BA, MA, PhD.
Oh, yes you will. Under my tutelage, you will become an educated man of letters.
That's where he pointed to, right there!
and made little gurglin' noises in his throat.
(music)
and I said, "Step aside, lady, and I'll shoot it!"
Y TVF th evening butte
Oh, this wasn't no toad. This was Elvernie's husband, Homer.
Marie! Marie, come and get Claude!
And sure enough, pretty soon, this poor girl come a-runnin' down yellin',
Supervisor speaking. May I help you?