Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, you know that scene in Empire
- We're still friends. - We're... Are we?
No, I'm a paralegal.
until you're in a serious relationship with someone else?
- You just made that up. - Withdrawn.
Excellent choice.
Oh, and Paralegally Blonde isn't here in her low-cut dress to make me jealous?
You know, it's nice to be able to share this award with my friends,
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I like that guy.
and you wound up losing both girls in one night.
Marshall, Lily, Sandy Rivers...
Ted, I'm a paralegal.
The price is right million dollar spectacular
Jeopardy prom queen special education
this girl, despite what she did for a living, was kind of great,
king of the Saturday afternoon kung fu movie, Vampire Lou,
A, it will make Robin insanely jealous.
Sandy time. Sandy time!
I'm not trying to make Robin jealous, Barney.
You know? It just makes no sense. God, that pisses me off.
So you're gonna be mad at me forever? What, we're not even friends now?
First of all, Robin's category is almost up.
Special Education nationals thanksgiving all of nothing we built this glee club
This is one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.
And I'll tell you something, it feels pretty good.
Look, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I'm sorry, that's a deal-breaker for me.
- That was not funny. - Not funny, dude.
- Who had sex for money? - Nobody.