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Tonight we celebrate the very best in broadcasting
Mary's a prostitute?
Room 1506, my treat. You kids go nuts.
- Robin's bringing a date. - Oh. Okay, that's not weird.
Oh, yeah, my friend did the remodel.
Barney, is that true?
"Pass me a towel. P.S. I have sex for money."
Oh, well, good for them.
Dude, it's the world's oldest profession.
So what happened? She took you up to a hotel room on the first date.
A really hot... A hooker!
Look, a beer.
What were you guys talking about over there?
No, Ted. I'm a paralegal.
Just met Mary ourselves. Don't know too much about Mary.
Oh, same thing as you. I read the paper every morning.
unlike you and sadly my fiancé.
Nice.
Come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean.
- There's not enough money in the world. - Oh, thank God.
Have... you met the white sox?
ROBIN: So, Mary the paralegal.
Ted, you need a lady, and I've got the next best thing. Mary.
You know, this is one of the nicer hotels I've ever been in.
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I can't believe I'm on a date with a hooker.
but, well, considering, I'm just gonna say it.
Fifty-seven days.
Okay. To bring to the banquet and hang out with ironically
It looks bad, is what it looks like, You cannot do this,
Marshall, she is a really cool girl when you get to know her,
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