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- what would that make me? - A prostitute.

Do you think, hypothetically, it would be weird if I bring a date?

Hi, Sandy Rivers.

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Marshall, what is up with you and Ted?

so you could try to nail Robin,

Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter.

They'll just see you with this unbelievably smoking hot girl and...

- Done what? - You know, been on a date.

Yeah. I've been meaning to apologize for everything that happened.

Well, it's just an internship for the record for everybody...

Ted, you're my cabrón,

Do it. Come on, Ted, do it.

but sadly, for you, it's just a new middle.

Nothing, baby, Don't worry about it,

you know, if we can get a blessing from her pimp.

Mary is just a paralegal who lives in my building.

Yes, that's what I meant by, "You know..."

Wow. Why are you so tired?

No, it's not a slump. It's an intentional hiatus from girls.

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just got nominated for a Local Area Media Award.

Okay, look. Mary, I like you a lot.

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"Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky."

- So, Mary, what do you do for a living? - She's a paralegal.