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Well, thanks.
- I don't wanna say it. - Trust that impulse, Ted.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Statistic. Men who have had at least one relationship with a prostitute
Oh, I was, uh, just telling my friend that I think you're awesome.
OLDER TED; These idiotic filler pieces were a guilty pleasure of ours,
Barney, I'm not bringing a date even if I wanted to.
during which he literally flipped through today's paper reading it aloud to viewers,
Yep. Could you just excuse us for one minute?
Her favorite CD in the Otis Redding box set? Disk three.
Mary's not a paralegal, She's a prostitute,
Oh, so now she's a whore?
(LAUGHING)
I came here to support you as a friend, and frankly, I'm sick of trying.
Lawyered.
but it would really mean a lot to me if you guys came.
You won't have to deal with the school board,
Is he having a nervous breakdown?
Oh, wait, I know what you do.
Don't let him out of your sight for a minute.
- So, are you two... - Starting a bunch of office rumors?
welcome to the 45th annual Local Area Media Awards,
(SIGHS)
- Sleep with a prostitute? - No, lose your virginity. What up!
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Damn! You just got even hotter.
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- Is he... - He's off trying to make you jealous.
Look, I... Tell Mary thanks, but no thanks. I have a soul.
I party with victorious legally blonde wedding crashers
where I make an actual contribution to the world.
Lawyered.