Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- and you'll make a ton more money. - Well, guess what, Barney?

- What? - Barney paid for her.

And, you know, if Ted likes her, she's probably pretty cool.

- Oh, yes! - Word up!

And there's an open bar.

Robin is still pissed at me after, you know...

I was just trying to make Ted jealous.

- or to actually have sex with? - Yes.

Fine, Do what you want,

I have a feeling Victoria's gonna be around for a long time.

Come on, Ted. Let's get you a hooker. It'll be fun.

I don't think it'll be weird.

She slapped me and stormed off.

You think I'm gonna stick you with some toothless tranny from the Port Authority?

I hate this guy.

My story on Pickles, the singing dog,

- Oh, what firm? - Douglas, O'Halloran and Stamp.

- Pretty good on your feet. - Are you flirting with me?

Dude, your narrow-minded views on professional fornicators

(ROBIN GIGGLES)

Yeah? Maybe it's too bad we don't have a room.

- Is that allowed? - Yes, it's encouraged.

You just insulted someone I hate by referencing something I love.

What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution?

Oh, which Sandy do we want today? Uh...

No, it's illegal. And did I mention gross?

Yeah, I can't believe you let her and Lily go to the ladies' room together, man.

- Barney? - See you in two shakes, Mar.

I'm sorry, dude. It was funny.