Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because you're gonna bring your own date.
Yeah.
(STAMMERING) I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you.
- So get an escort. - By escort, you mean prostitute?
Should we go?
Robin, Sandy... Rivers,
never checked out. By the way, you know what's super fun?
She has no idea that Ted thinks she's a hooker.
and the school board took away my naptime...
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Um, there's gonna be this big banquet.
Special Education
All you have to do is be that confident with every girl you meet
Pouring Dom Perignon down a bathtub drain.
I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave-hookers,
had one of our famous
B, you get to have sex with her.
Put me down for two.
Oh, wow, This is really a surprise,
Yeah, that sounds great.
- Yeah, it won't be weird. - Thank you.
where they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head?
"Mary is not really a prostitute."
(STAMMERING) No, it's just this guy at the station.
OLDER TED; Sandy Rivers was the face ofMetro News 1,
advocatitum.
the most low-budget cable news channel ever,
Right.