Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lily, quit your job. Work at a private school.

Look, it's a chance to show her

He was best known for his morning segment in "Today's Paper,"

Mary the paralegal is awesome. And you know what else?

Okay, seriously, what is going on with Ted, lately?

And second of all, you cannot do this. It's wrong on every level.

- What? - That's all, Vampire Lou. Nicely done.

I'm just exhausted from work.

She lives in my building. She's smart. She's hot. She's totally cool.

Fifty-seven days! Ted, you are in a slump.

- I'm Lily. - I'm Mary. Nice to meet you.

No, not really.

...but sadly, for you, it's just a new middle.

You don't return my calls. We never hang out.

- Why not? - Because gross?

Yeah. You know what else is in that locker room?

- Um, Sandy, do you want to get a cab? - Sure. Let's go.

- Congratulations. - Oh, thanks.