Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky.

and now she and Ted are upstairs.

I'm just kidding. Love your show. You're terrific.

So should I wear my hair up or down?

I mean, talk about anal.

And then Barney calls her up, and then she shows up at the bar,

Oh! And here's the best part.

I'm not gonna have sex with a prostitute.

I should just skip this thing entirely.

So, Sandy, what do you do?

Man, Vampire Lou just looks great.

Can you blame her? You called her a hooker.

- You look nice. - Oh, Ted, this is Sandy.

Mary is a friend of Barney's. Barney invited her.

A bunch of naked dudes hanging brain.

Secrets come out in there.

Oh, yeah, I'm just tired. And when I get tired, I get cranky.

Mike Murphy for "Thirteen, Pregnant and Addicted,"

and now the kids are just going crazy by the end of the day.

So should I wear my hair up or down?

Mary seems nice. Have you kissed her yet or are you waiting

I didn't come here tonight to make you jealous.

- Lily. - What?

You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were,

Do you think that's how Sandy puts his hair on in the morning?

God, you were just a kid.

And third, I've been placing small items in Sandy's hair all night,

(SCOFFS) What point?

OLDER TED; And so, as the night wore on, I started to realize

Mary, Ted is a great guy. You hold on to him.

Look, I'm just trying to expand your horizons a little bit tonight.