Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you think that's how Sandy puts his hair on in the morning?

Mary, Ted is a great guy. You hold on to him.

Look, I'm just trying to expand your horizons a little bit tonight.

Can you blame her? You called her a hooker.

So, Sandy, what do you do?

So should I wear my hair up or down?

And third, I've been placing small items in Sandy's hair all night,

Mary is a friend of Barney's. Barney invited her.

I'm just kidding. Love your show. You're terrific.

and now she and Ted are upstairs.

A bunch of naked dudes hanging brain.

You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were,

And then Barney calls her up, and then she shows up at the bar,

and now the kids are just going crazy by the end of the day.

OLDER TED; And so, as the night wore on, I started to realize

I'm not gonna have sex with a prostitute.

Man, Vampire Lou just looks great.

Oh! And here's the best part.

I should just skip this thing entirely.

- You look nice. - Oh, Ted, this is Sandy.

Mike Murphy for "Thirteen, Pregnant and Addicted,"

So should I wear my hair up or down?

(SCOFFS) What point?

I mean, talk about anal.

God, you were just a kid.

Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky.

Oh, yeah, I'm just tired. And when I get tired, I get cranky.

Secrets come out in there.

Mary seems nice. Have you kissed her yet or are you waiting

I didn't come here tonight to make you jealous.

- Lily. - What?