Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Robin, where's Sandy Rivers? - I put him in a cab.

you'll come to see that courtesans are people, too.

- Yeah, well... Here we go. - All right.

Exactly. Thank you, Mary.

- Well, thank you. - You're welcome.

A slump is when you strike out every time you step up to the plate,

Well, Ted, I mean, I've been going on dates since I was 15.

this is Mary, my date.

Oh, come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean.

But, guys, I'm sorry, I'm gonna say it.

ANNOUNCER; Ladies and gentlemen,

You got me. What do you do, Ted?

- Is that your water? May I? - Yeah, go ahead.

The point is... How long has it been?

Here we have on the front page a story about a...

What does a paralegal do exactly?

- Wait, you're kidding, right? - No.

And now you're trying to make me jealous by waving Edward R. Moron in my face?

My favorite? Any guesses? Anyone?

Think about it. This is perfect.

Well, I teach kindergarten,

In keeping with tonight's award show motif,

Hi, Sandy Rivers. Use my full name. People get a kick out of it.