Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to get out of here.
Pierce, just do your part.
You already have.
It'll mean I'll have to move out of here
Greendale is impregnable.
4-1-2-6.
Fine. We'll get some proof.
The AC school has no claim on your soul.
Happy birthday, Ben. On behalf of the school board.
No, but I do.
The head of security at Greendale Community College
You stole my life!
it'd be pretty foolish to hold him on campus.
No, Pierce, for the last time, you're in the getaway van
Key's around Chang's neck.
What the hell's going on in here?
but it's okay, they're coming back with a lotion.
Look’s like J-swag’s goin’ deep dish
You people gotta start chewin' your food.
Sar-cas-tic claps.
I'm contaminated with plumber's acid,
Sure, I'll take a back rub. Who's asking?
I mean, I wasn't for a while, but it's a long story.
It's totally different.
They call it "academania."
Oh, Mr. Brand Loyalty over here.
Okay. Cool.
ran the school into the ground and almost blew it up?
- I'm watching you. - Move along.
Of course it works best with a cobra,