Are We Going to Be Alright? - Peep Show [S09E06]

'we're equals-pequals.'

.."Jeremy, you are 40 years old."

'So tired, so very tired.

I'm a misshapen potato, an oddball.

'Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!'

You don't have one that just says, "You are 40 years old"?

I mean, what's the long-term plan? The long-term plan is sucky-fucky.

I'm going to van it to Macedonia, finally set up the moped rental.

Sucky-fucky is not a long-term plan.

Bants, mad bants. They said they had a sock with a rock in it.

Sucky fucky is not a long term plan

40 is basically 50, and 50 is dead, whereas 39 is like 35.

Do you have a fax machine? A fax machine?

Jeremy... Jeremy!

Yeah, not bad, not bad at all.

You always loved history, Mark, well, now you can be part of it.

I'm never gonna be young, dumb and full of come ever again and that's that.

Everything's coming up roses.

'Hello, Dad, you're living inside me now, are you?'

'Furrow the brow, furrow the brow to hide the smile.'

You go, girl.

You're just saying numbers now, Jeremy.

Do you need "old"?

'Do I smell corporate lube?

Drinking your own piss - the golden fountain. Come on, Jez, what's next?