Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fine. I get it.

Look, how long's the cruise for? Months.

Everything's coming up roses.

'Am I about to get organisationally fucked?'

I'm not giving him a poke. I'm not a fucking hired goon.

'push it to breaking point.'

so bollocks to it.

No? I'll fill it right up, then.

'It's like I'm Napoleon invading Moscow and the tsar's fucked off to Ibiza!

Apparently I'm not even allowed to do a little fucking naughty kidnap,

He does not wish to be responsible for another Greece

But I can get the money back. I know him.

that happened to be from the golden source.

'Who could have possibly predicted that falsely imprisoning a love rival

Sorry. Idiot! It's fine.

but, well, you've just not been great at keeping in touch.

'Which will be within a week.'

It's our word against his.

Thanks, Mark. No biggie. I mean, God knows how they can charge so much.

on the high street with the intention of sailing away for ever

Ooh, your favourite! Celebration for the birthday boy?

Angus wanted stuff done to him, I wasn't into it, it's all pretty disgusting,

'He's not luring me back in like that with a lovely, savage argument.'

Mark, how's it going, you lovely rotter?

We have "Life begins at 30" or "30 today"... No. I want one that reads: "Luke, you are 30 years old"

'I will prevail. He can't hurt me with his Rice Krispie blitz.

You're 40 today? Yep, apparently.

You drink your own piss? Yes, I eat cashews

'Got the coffee, disregard the price, the price of the coffee is irrelevant.'

I just wanted to be clear. It is clear.

reducing his attention span against his own will.

'Of course she won't call me.